Fuck the No Fun League

So Brent Celek’s Captain Morgan pose did have a reason. Captain Morgan donated $10k to the Gridiron Greats fund. The fund that gives money to former and in need of a assistance NFL players.

Something the league refuses to do. The players are the ones that built this league, yet were barely paid (by today’s standards).

Good for Brent. He did it for those that came before him. Homeboy gets it.

Really Shane? Come on Man!

Shane won his second gold glove today. But I would be remiss if I didn’t rip my wife’s Pavorite Phillie.
Here. I’ll let my man Dan Gross tell it…

“SHANE VICTORINO and Ryan Howard were in a small party that stopped by Dusk, inside Caesars Atlantic City, on Saturday night. Could it have been a bachelor party? On Saturday, the Phillies outfielder marries Melissa Smith in Hawaii. The couple live in Las Vegas during the off-season and have a 2 1/2-year-old daughter, Kali’a. TMZ.com reports that Berks County baby-daddy Jon Gosselin will attend the wedding. We know that he and the Flyin’ Hawaiian are good friends.”

Good friend. I think I just puked a little bit. Too many Tiny Bubbles for Shane I guess?

Joselio Hanson’s of the Eagles has been suspended for violating the leagues ‘roid policy. Oh and Ellis Hobbs is done for the year.
AWESOME!
Better luck next year.

Head Down is a Great Idea

This team is blowing my mind. And I have found the scapegoat.

Michael Vick.

He has messed up the chemistry of this team, big time. He needs to go. The experiment has failed.

I’m over this shit.

Brett and his son Colt at Spring Training this year

Brett Myers career as a Phillie, has ended.

Here’s what he had to say about it to Jim Salusbury “I’ll miss the guys on the team and the fans who have supported me. Hopefully I’ll be playing against the Phillies and when I do I want the roughest treatment the fans can give me – when I’m pitching. I’m an opposing player – you have to give it to me.”

Give it up for Brett Myers. Later man

Vincente should have pounded Nick Swisher some more

The Padilla Flotia must be bummed. Padilla was shot by his SHOOTING INSTRUCTOR! Read the story here. What a moron.

Pedro put Zim down by his ears in Boston. He can do the same for the Phillies in NYC.

Wouldn’t that be the ultimate fuck you?

Yea. I think so too.

Get ‘em old man*.

* i am 38 too.

Nope

All Set Here.

Hey Cole, you want the season to be over so bad? Well, wtih Lee on the mound (a real ace), looks like your wish will be denied at least one more day.

Fuck.

I know its Halloween and dudes need a break but I want to see wins on the ice, not terror behind the walls!

this is from Dan Gross’ column today. “Flyers Braydon Coburn, Ray Emery, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards took Eastern State Penitentiary’s Terror Behind the Walls tour Wednesday night, getting through the tour in time to catch the start of the Phillies/Yankees World Series game. Here they are with Eastern State technical director Jason Ohlsen (left) and some ghouls from the show. Emery asked one of the Terror Behind the Walls makeup artists about styling him for a Halloween party this weekend.”

Less time in the jail, more time on the ice.

Seasons are won and lost this time of year, so get this relaxation out of your system now and get back to winning.

Are we cool? good.

Much love to Dan Gross

Another Chance to Get it Right

The umpires actually got it right! The dude behind the plate pissed off the Yankees all night long. what, no home field advantage?

Anyway when Jimmy Rollins nearly dropped that pop up and doubles of Matsui. I was pumped.

Then well, I’ll let Jimmy get it from here: “I was trying to let it hit the ground,” Rollins said. “I looked up and I saw Robinson kind of halfway. Worst-case scenario is

I catch the ball and that’s what happened. Gorman, from the time I caught the ball, started yelling, ‘Catch! Catch!’ And I was kind of disappointed. I was like, ‘Nooooo.’

“So I went ahead and went through it anyway and Matsui was walking back with his head down. I was trying to yell at Ryan to make sure he tagged him. And he did. So I turned around to Gorman and said, ‘That’s two outs.’ And he was like, ‘Let’s talk about it.’ Once I caught it and we tagged him, it was kind of automatic. There was nothing to mess up there.”

Nicely done by a team that’s been there before. Cliff Lee acted like the World Fucking Series was no big deal.

Dude has stones.

He gets that from the manager.

How can you hate this team? Really?