I had heard about this on the facebooks but couldn’t drum up a link. Luckily one of our fine readers passed this along.

I was hoping to see GOB after the final countdown whistle…CMON! Thanks to Mark W. for passing along the link.

I hate whiners…and I’m too bitter and bummed to write anything of importance or eloquence. But this dude…he says it all:

“They don’t just spend more money than every other team. They spend A LOT more money than every other team. The Boston Red Sox spend $50 million more than the Kansas City Royals? Who cares? The Yankees spend $80 million more than the Boston Red Sox.”

It’s absolutely mind boggling how skewed things are in their favor, I had no idea.

PLEASE do yourself a favor and read the whole article.

Cole Hamels is stoked…

It’s cringe inducing things like this that make me hate to admit I’m a Philadelphia sports fan. Why is it that every time a camera turns on, these mouth breathers come running? It’s like a moth to a flame, I swear?!

Just for the record…at the :50 second mark, those are definitely Jet’s fans, I’m just sayin’.

One of these things just doesn’t belong.

If you’re not a gamer.
If you don’t want the ball.
If you don’t strive for the opportunity to succeed.
If you’re the opposite of clutch.

STEP UP OR GET OUT.

***Update, fixed video*** (Anyone else think Cole shouldn’t be throwing around words like “Pussy” considering his current situation? Hmmmm?)

Just in time for game 3 today, two of my favorite things in the world have joined forces and blown my mind. The Phillies and Modern Warfare2. I never thought my geeky gaming world and sports world would collide in such beautiful harmony. I can’t tell if it really is Cole, but it appears he’s doing the voiceover for a fake PSA about randomly tossing grenades in the game (which is a big issue btw), check it out for yourself:

Hey Yankdeez, you better look in the mirror (figuratively and literally) before callin us out. THIS ain’t photoshopped.

(maybe they don’t call him “A-Roid” b/c of the HGH? Maybe it has something to do with the chaffe-age he gets from the non-stop diddling he gives his own balloon knot?)

The above is the front page of the NewYorkPost. I was going to take the high ground for this series. I wasn’t going to bash the Yankees. I mean, they’ve bought won 26 World Series, that’s nothing to make fun  of. You have to give them props. But I guess giving a little respect to the reigning champs is out of the question. And putting a skirt on Victorino with the photoshop skills of Michael J. Fox on the North Pole (think about it), cmon you can do better than that? The Frillies? Weak sauce dudes…weak fucking sauce.

The story reads “Yankees fans have a message for the Phillies and their hometown: This ain’t Rocky, and the underdog won’t win!”

Um yeah. Its not boxing, it’s baseball you fucking dickwads. And ummm we aren’t the underdogs we’re the reigning world mother fucking champs. Silly silly “fans”…oh that’s right 90% of you aren’t even NYC natives, you’re all imported from the armpit of America (read: New Jersey)…no ones a New York Native, you’re all shitty imports.

Listen up New York “Fans”, when our team won the NLCS they stayed among their fan-base and partied with us in the stadium. Where was your precious A-Roid when your shit team won?  That’s right, in the locker room away from you in-bred neanderthals, huffing each others taints.

EAT A BAG OF DICKS NEW YORK.