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Wildcat announcer gone…well…wild?

by rob on Nov.08, 2009, under Uncategorized

I had heard about this on the facebooks but couldn’t drum up a link. Luckily one of our fine readers passed this along.

I was hoping to see GOB after the final countdown whistle…CMON! Thanks to Mark W. for passing along the link.

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it seem like the same man doesn’t seem the same at all

by Moulder on Nov.02, 2009, under Uncategorized

Nope

All Set Here.

Hey Cole, you want the season to be over so bad? Well, wtih Lee on the mound (a real ace), looks like your wish will be denied at least one more day.

Fuck.

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I Remember Halloween

by Moulder on Oct.29, 2009, under Uncategorized

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I know its Halloween and dudes need a break but I want to see wins on the ice, not terror behind the walls!

this is from Dan Gross’ column today. “Flyers Braydon Coburn, Ray Emery, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards took Eastern State Penitentiary’s Terror Behind the Walls tour Wednesday night, getting through the tour in time to catch the start of the Phillies/Yankees World Series game. Here they are with Eastern State technical director Jason Ohlsen (left) and some ghouls from the show. Emery asked one of the Terror Behind the Walls makeup artists about styling him for a Halloween party this weekend.”

Less time in the jail, more time on the ice.

Seasons are won and lost this time of year, so get this relaxation out of your system now and get back to winning.

Are we cool? good.

Much love to Dan Gross

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Henry From Black Flag…

by Moulder on Oct.26, 2009, under Uncategorized

“The Fall Classic? I see our boys vs. the Yankees. They spent all that money. They’ve got to be there. We’ve got a title to defend, so we’re going to be there.”
– Jimmy Rollins, “Playboy,” May ‘09

You tell ‘em J Roll!

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Violent World

by Moulder on Oct.21, 2009, under Uncategorized

The Man with the Plan

The Man with the Plan


This could be the night. Carlos is the man, but this run, this series has been all about the big piece.

Get.

It.

Done.

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We Bite!

by Moulder on Oct.09, 2009, under Uncategorized

In a moment stolen from Happy Gilmore, a guy gets part of his arm bitten off by an aligator in South Croc Carolina.

Man that sucks.

Chubbs needs to get his revenge. Read it here.

To qoute Chubbs:

Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn’t let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I’m sorry. Because you’re black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
Chubbs: Yeah, tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard’s eyes out though. Look at that.
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Happy Gilmore: You’re pretty sick, Chubbs.

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Join the Fight

by Moulder on Oct.08, 2009, under Uncategorized


Mike Jackson’s “kid” rocks the Rockies hat. Double bad luck for the kid

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Realize

by Moulder on Oct.08, 2009, under Uncategorized

Losers Sure Know How to Complain, Dont They?

Losers Sure Know How to Complain, Don't They?


Inge was hit by a pitch that wasn’t called. He blames this for the Tigers NOT making the post season.

Umm, how about being up 3 games with 4 to play and getting swept by the ROYALS! Not the 1980 Royals.

Tigers embody all that is wrong with Detroit sports wise.

I’d feel bad for them but they have multiple stanley cips and an NBA Championship in their recent past.

What team collapses with that few games left and playing the KANSAS CITY ROYALS?

They deserve what they get. Miguel Cabrera can now go back home to beat his wife more.

Nice

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Next

by Moulder on Oct.01, 2009, under Phillies, Uncategorized

Chase Gets It

Chase Gets It

Stoked, but not satisfied over here at Team Choketown.
A few more rounds and a parade will due though.

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I Like Guns

by Moulder on Sep.29, 2009, under Uncategorized

Old Team Photo, same tough dude!

Old Team Photo, same tough dude!

Delonte West wants to fight a war, all by himself. Dude got picked up on a tricycle three wheeler in Virginia. Dude was ready to go to war.

I guess he did not like people talking about him on a TRICYCLE! Phil Martelli must be bummed. Read the story here.

Doesn’t this dude have Super Man on his team now? Darn!

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