Fuck the No Fun League

So Brent Celek’s Captain Morgan pose did have a reason. Captain Morgan donated $10k to the Gridiron Greats fund. The fund that gives money to former and in need of a assistance NFL players.

Something the league refuses to do. The players are the ones that built this league, yet were barely paid (by today’s standards).

Good for Brent. He did it for those that came before him. Homeboy gets it.

Really Shane? Come on Man!

Shane won his second gold glove today. But I would be remiss if I didn’t rip my wife’s Pavorite Phillie.
Here. I’ll let my man Dan Gross tell it…

“SHANE VICTORINO and Ryan Howard were in a small party that stopped by Dusk, inside Caesars Atlantic City, on Saturday night. Could it have been a bachelor party? On Saturday, the Phillies outfielder marries Melissa Smith in Hawaii. The couple live in Las Vegas during the off-season and have a 2 1/2-year-old daughter, Kali’a. TMZ.com reports that Berks County baby-daddy Jon Gosselin will attend the wedding. We know that he and the Flyin’ Hawaiian are good friends.”

Good friend. I think I just puked a little bit. Too many Tiny Bubbles for Shane I guess?

Head Down is a Great Idea

This team is blowing my mind. And I have found the scapegoat.

Michael Vick.

He has messed up the chemistry of this team, big time. He needs to go. The experiment has failed.

I’m over this shit.

I was hoping to see GOB after the final countdown whistle…CMON! Thanks to Mark W. for passing along the link.

Brett and his son Colt at Spring Training this year

Brett Myers career as a Phillie, has ended.

Here’s what he had to say about it to Jim Salusbury “I’ll miss the guys on the team and the fans who have supported me. Hopefully I’ll be playing against the Phillies and when I do I want the roughest treatment the fans can give me – when I’m pitching. I’m an opposing player – you have to give it to me.”

Give it up for Brett Myers. Later man

I hate whiners…and I’m too bitter and bummed to write anything of importance or eloquence. But this dude…he says it all:

“They don’t just spend more money than every other team. They spend A LOT more money than every other team. The Boston Red Sox spend $50 million more than the Kansas City Royals? Who cares? The Yankees spend $80 million more than the Boston Red Sox.”

It’s absolutely mind boggling how skewed things are in their favor, I had no idea.

PLEASE do yourself a favor and read the whole article.

Vincente should have pounded Nick Swisher some more

The Padilla Flotia must be bummed. Padilla was shot by his SHOOTING INSTRUCTOR! Read the story here. What a moron.

Pedro put Zim down by his ears in Boston. He can do the same for the Phillies in NYC.

Wouldn’t that be the ultimate fuck you?

Yea. I think so too.

Get ‘em old man*.

* i am 38 too.