It’s cringe inducing things like this that make me hate to admit I’m a Philadelphia sports fan. Why is it that every time a camera turns on, these mouth breathers come running? It’s like a moth to a flame, I swear?!

Just for the record…at the :50 second mark, those are definitely Jet’s fans, I’m just sayin’.

One of these things just doesn’t belong.

If you’re not a gamer.
If you don’t want the ball.
If you don’t strive for the opportunity to succeed.
If you’re the opposite of clutch.

STEP UP OR GET OUT.

Nope

All Set Here.

Hey Cole, you want the season to be over so bad? Well, wtih Lee on the mound (a real ace), looks like your wish will be denied at least one more day.

Fuck.

***Update, fixed video*** (Anyone else think Cole shouldn’t be throwing around words like “Pussy” considering his current situation? Hmmmm?)

Just in time for game 3 today, two of my favorite things in the world have joined forces and blown my mind. The Phillies and Modern Warfare2. I never thought my geeky gaming world and sports world would collide in such beautiful harmony. I can’t tell if it really is Cole, but it appears he’s doing the voiceover for a fake PSA about randomly tossing grenades in the game (which is a big issue btw), check it out for yourself:

I know its Halloween and dudes need a break but I want to see wins on the ice, not terror behind the walls!

this is from Dan Gross’ column today. “Flyers Braydon Coburn, Ray Emery, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards took Eastern State Penitentiary’s Terror Behind the Walls tour Wednesday night, getting through the tour in time to catch the start of the Phillies/Yankees World Series game. Here they are with Eastern State technical director Jason Ohlsen (left) and some ghouls from the show. Emery asked one of the Terror Behind the Walls makeup artists about styling him for a Halloween party this weekend.”

Less time in the jail, more time on the ice.

Seasons are won and lost this time of year, so get this relaxation out of your system now and get back to winning.

Are we cool? good.

Much love to Dan Gross

Another Chance to Get it Right

The umpires actually got it right! The dude behind the plate pissed off the Yankees all night long. what, no home field advantage?

Anyway when Jimmy Rollins nearly dropped that pop up and doubles of Matsui. I was pumped.

Then well, I’ll let Jimmy get it from here: “I was trying to let it hit the ground,” Rollins said. “I looked up and I saw Robinson kind of halfway. Worst-case scenario is

I catch the ball and that’s what happened. Gorman, from the time I caught the ball, started yelling, ‘Catch! Catch!’ And I was kind of disappointed. I was like, ‘Nooooo.’

“So I went ahead and went through it anyway and Matsui was walking back with his head down. I was trying to yell at Ryan to make sure he tagged him. And he did. So I turned around to Gorman and said, ‘That’s two outs.’ And he was like, ‘Let’s talk about it.’ Once I caught it and we tagged him, it was kind of automatic. There was nothing to mess up there.”

Nicely done by a team that’s been there before. Cliff Lee acted like the World Fucking Series was no big deal.

Dude has stones.

He gets that from the manager.

How can you hate this team? Really?

Revenge

1950 vs. 2009. Its Revenge time boys. I realize its more than past due, but come on!

Does this guy look the least bit worried?

The only thing that the Phillies and Yankees have to worry about is “Cowboy” Joe West being an umpire.

This is series will be awesome but enough of the talk already, New York media. You act like it’s the Yankees World Series, not Major League Baseball.

Shane Victorino in a skirt? Really? Second rate Philadelphia? YAWN. Funny that the 8 reasons NYC is better than Philly was in the NY Post as 16 and they included Broadway (with a picture from Hamlet featuring Jude Law, umm. Hello, the British called..) and a picture of the cast of Cats. HAHA CATS!

To get the trophy, you have to beat the World Champions of Baseball. And that my friends, is your Philadelphia Phillies.

Talk all you want. Sounds like an inferiority complex.

Come and get it.