Really Shane? Come on Man!

Shane won his second gold glove today. But I would be remiss if I didn’t rip my wife’s Pavorite Phillie.
Here. I’ll let my man Dan Gross tell it…

“SHANE VICTORINO and Ryan Howard were in a small party that stopped by Dusk, inside Caesars Atlantic City, on Saturday night. Could it have been a bachelor party? On Saturday, the Phillies outfielder marries Melissa Smith in Hawaii. The couple live in Las Vegas during the off-season and have a 2 1/2-year-old daughter, Kali’a. TMZ.com reports that Berks County baby-daddy Jon Gosselin will attend the wedding. We know that he and the Flyin’ Hawaiian are good friends.”

Good friend. I think I just puked a little bit. Too many Tiny Bubbles for Shane I guess?

Head Down is a Great Idea

This team is blowing my mind. And I have found the scapegoat.

Michael Vick.

He has messed up the chemistry of this team, big time. He needs to go. The experiment has failed.

I’m over this shit.

Nice Bro Hawk

So, the Phillies ran in to the buzz saw that are the Washington Nationals. What a joke! The Marlins are now just 5 games back and have the Nationals next. While your home town crew has the the Mutts.

I have no idea what the hell is going on with the Phillies this day, but its pissing me off, BIG TIME!

They will not repeat as champs as long as this shit keeps up. No way, no how.

Eric Motherfucking Bruntlett? Really? Unassisted Triple Fucking Play? What the hell?

Sweet job making up for that error. Nicely done. Oh and Muck the Fets! haha

Southern Style Beat Down

This is the end my friends. This weekend the Phillies play the falling apart Mets. If they don’t sweep the Mets, its all Eagles all the time from here on out.

Jimmy Rollins…. Get your head out of your ass. I read somewhere that he has the worst OBP of all players with enough AB’s to qualify.

He’s the worst lead off man in baseball and lately the 9 hole in the line up has a higher OBP and batting average than the 2007 MVP.

You’re a lost cause, lost cause, lost cause… Come on!

That’s all I have to say really. Thanks  to Tym for the heads up (no boner).

Someone wake up the coach and fire David Akers. Dude in the words of Hugh Douglas has “Bungholeitis”. That is never good.

The coaching staffing had to know Akers couldn’t make that 54 yarder. Hell I knew that 3 years ago! What a freaking joke.

Also Pro Tootball talk reported Friday that 5 teams expressed interest in one Tony Gonzales. Giants, New Orleans, and one Philadelphia Eagles.

Pack your bags LJ.  A win may be a win, but damn.

That says it all really. That and I really love Downcast.

Oh, and FUCK Billy Wagner. No seriously. Hick Bastard

I really wish the Phillies would get to face someone other than Cy Freaking Young every game. It’s getting very old.

Brett’s on the mound tonight. You know what that means, right?

Welcome to Choketown. Now batting cleanup…