Really Shane? Come on Man!

Shane won his second gold glove today. But I would be remiss if I didn’t rip my wife’s Pavorite Phillie.
Here. I’ll let my man Dan Gross tell it…

“SHANE VICTORINO and Ryan Howard were in a small party that stopped by Dusk, inside Caesars Atlantic City, on Saturday night. Could it have been a bachelor party? On Saturday, the Phillies outfielder marries Melissa Smith in Hawaii. The couple live in Las Vegas during the off-season and have a 2 1/2-year-old daughter, Kali’a. TMZ.com reports that Berks County baby-daddy Jon Gosselin will attend the wedding. We know that he and the Flyin’ Hawaiian are good friends.”

Good friend. I think I just puked a little bit. Too many Tiny Bubbles for Shane I guess?

So. Rob sends me a text about 12:30 am telling me to looking for him by the right field fence. I turn on the TV in time to see Chris Coste walking to 1st base and Shane on second, no outs, bottom 12.

I thought man, this could get interesting. Then I see Cole Hamels bat in hand, now with one out. I know it’s interesting at this point.

Cole proceeds to pop out on the first pitch. Ugh.

I thought. Here comes inning number 13. Then came Pedro. We all know how it ends. (continue reading…)

Sal’s found a new home with the Cleveland Indians. Congrats bro. Bring the mullet and mustache to where it belongs.

 Ohio

I am pleased to announce our winner of the month of April.

Lord Marty Biron. He stopped about everything that was thrown at him. He is a playoff stud.

Our stud. (continue reading…)

So we all know that Ryan Howard won arbitration yesterday. And I can honestly say, I am stoked for him. He works hard to put fanny’s in seats, the Phillies now need to pay a brother. With that said, I wonder if his dad and mom will let him buy anything? How about a home for them to live in or a one way ticket to Bonnie and Carl Lindros’ home? I hear Brett can finally feed himself again.

 oops, wrong Ryan Howard. Well, this dude is getting paid too, just not 10 mil